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工程师BT称呼大全 [复制链接]

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工程师BT称呼大全

一个小小的总结:                                                          
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>  脚最多的工程师姓吴,叫吴工(蜈蚣);                                      
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>  脸最黑的工程师姓包,叫包工(包公);                                      
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>  脸最红的工程师姓关,叫关工(关公);                                      
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>  身份最卑微的工程师姓明,叫明工(民工);                                  
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>  身份也很卑微但一般多在海外的工程师姓劳,叫劳工;                          
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>  身份也很卑微但这类身份已不多见的工程师姓常,叫常工(长工);              
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>  身份最高贵的工程师姓王,叫王工(王公);                                  
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>  最暧昧的工程师姓老,叫老工(老公);                                      
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>   也很暧昧但也很倒霉的工程师姓项,叫项工(古代叫老公为相公的,            
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>  这                                                                        
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>  个大家知                                                                  
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>  道;我们那边打麻将,要是摸错了牌牌数不对胡不了牌的,也叫相公)            
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>  最违法的工程师姓童,叫童工;                                              
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>  大概当不了老板的工程师姓袁,叫袁工(员工);                              
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>  最符合职业身份的工程师姓专,叫专工(电力系统都是这么叫                    
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>  的,也有叫专责的;我师兄就姓专,因为在大学里面专业方面很不错,大家都叫他  
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>  专家);                                                                  
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>  最符合理想身份的工程师姓高,叫高工(*,大家要奋斗很长时间的                
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>  耶,Y一毕业 就是了);                                                    
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>  最应该到地摊上去摆摊算命的工程师姓周,叫周工(周公解                      
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>  梦);                                                                    
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>   最应该到地摊上去摆摊接活的工程师姓穆,叫穆工(木工);                  
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>  最雍容华贵的工程师姓黄,叫黄工(皇宫);                                  
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>  也很雍容华贵但属于敌人阵营的姓白,叫白工(白宫);                        
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>   也很雍容华贵但已经是历史的工程师姓顾,叫顾工(故宫);                  
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>  最没男人味的工程师姓龚,叫龚工(公公);                                  
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>  比较没男人味的工程师姓桂,叫桂工(龟公);                                
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>   最凶悍的工程师姓雷,叫雷工(雷公);                                    
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>  最无厘头的工程师姓季,叫季工(济公);                                    
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>   最表里不一的工程师姓叶,叫叶工(叶公好龙);                            
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