Women
FBI Job Opening:
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists..Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside
the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
The man said,"You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun was
loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
