Top 10: Lies women tell men
Mimi Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:03 am
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Please tell you age, then the lies.
aged 23
"It's my first time, you've got to be gentle"
"No, I'm so scared and shy, don't take off my panties"
"I've never done a blow-job"
"I've never let a man lick my ..........."
"Ah.....ah.... it hurts"
"I don't have a boyfriend"
"I'm pregnant, it's your baby"
"I've a headache, not tonight"
"I just happened that I bumped into him and he sent me home, you're too sensitive."
"You don't have to spend so much on buying gifts for me"
beijingman Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:07 am
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"You are my first man !"
"I miss you all the time !"
may Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:10 am
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25.
"I'll go shopping with my sister tonight"
"I'm so stressed lately"
"He's just my boss, he calls for business"
"I'll never betray you."
Julie Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:13 am
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22
"My m comes"
"I've to work late in the office"
"You know I love you"
Beelzebub Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:15 am
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I'm only nagging because I love you
*HRT patch falls off and all hell breaks loose*
her Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:19 am
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28.
"I didn't notice the ring of my cell phone. It was in my hangbag."
"No, it's not aroma of shower gel, it's my fragrance; I was in a meeting in the office this evening all the time"
June Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:20 am
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37.
"It's your baby"
Lora Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:21 am
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I lied, because I love you.
M Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:22 am
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I'm really proud of your GMAT score.
Sue Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:25 am
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26.
"Give me more time, I need some more time to leave him. I only love you, you should know it pretty well. Right?"
Fanny Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:28 am
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25.
"Oh God, I'm coming..............ah, ah,....... ah, ah......"
paddypower Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:29 am
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24
"you never understand"
"I like your mum"
"I like your dad"
"I like your family"
"I like your friend(s)"
"I like football"
"I like si-fi movies"
"Your flat is neat"
"I won't spend your money"
"No need to take me to a fancy resturant"
"I do my shopping in Temple Street"
"I love you"
"I am a virgin"
"You are my first TRUE love" [emphasis added]
"I will pay this time..."
"Let us take the bus this time..."
helen Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:33 am
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26.
"It hurts........ you're my first man"
"You don't have to love me because of what happened last night"
Lynn Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:38 am
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23.
"I've never slept with a man, who I met less than 24 hours"
queenie Posted : 22 May 2003 - 3:04 am
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29
"you don't have to use a condom"
ahah Posted : 22 May 2003 - 9:32 am
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you are so big. I have never seen such a big cock.
prissymissy Posted : 22 May 2003 - 9:53 am
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29
"Oh my goodness you are bigger than I thought"
"H:How many times did u cum?
Me: 3 times
reality: 1 by self gratification due to lack of foreplay."
"I want you to cum inside me" (Please kids do not try this at home)...
"I was out with my girlfriends.. (indignant manner) oh by the way where were you". (I was really on a date with someother guy)
"I am 33" (When I was really only 28)
"You are cute and sensational but I am really not ready to date anyone" (Because I thought he looked oh well.. too young and kiddie)
"I feel too overwhelmed by worldliness and terribly intimidated. I don't think this will go anywhere just because I can't mature fast enough" (Because I think he is an old foggy who wants some fresh cream)
prissymissy Posted : 22 May 2003 - 9:58 am
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"I am too flighty for you" ( Because I think he is most boring guy the world).
"I need someone who is a little more suave and extroverted. (Bcos I think he is boring and ugly).
"H: Do you come here often?
Me: Me dun tok Ing .. ger.. lisss?"
(Get away from me you ugly perv)
redapple Posted : 22 May 2003 - 11:06 am
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'oh, that's soooo interesting'
(when he starts talking technical stuff or work)
'of course I like to listen...I just need to discuss some homework with my classmates via icq - keep talking I'm listening'
(same as above subjects)
'Honestly sweetheart, I don't want u to be upset / sad over me after telling u my true feelings' (revenge purposes)
'not tonight, i've had a long day - I promise to serve u tomorrow night'
'of course I want to marry u in the future....'
sastre Posted : 22 May 2003 - 11:11 am
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aged 21
"I'm not seeing anyone"
"Looks, money don't matter. It's about character and chemistry "
"You're the best I've ever had"
"I can't, it's the time of the month honey"
"The ring? Oh, its nothing, see I've put it on a different finger."
"You're my second boyfriend." (any guy's always the second)
"You don't have to go through all these trouble"
angela Posted : 22 May 2003 - 11:20 am
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23.
"I don't like hanging out too often"
"I only do it for you"
"well, let's break up"
cissy Posted : 22 May 2003 - 11:23 am
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27.
"everybody had a history, let's look forward"
"No, I've never compared you with my ex."
"You're so good in bed"
stiffler Posted : 22 May 2003 - 11:47 am
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"No, I don't want you to change - I like you just the way you are."
dudette Posted : 22 May 2003 - 12:58 pm
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21
"ah ah oh oh ah ah, don't stop this feels so good!! oh oh oooooooh"
"ouch, slow down it hurts."
"that's a very decent size you got there."
"i know school is over, but i still got tons of stuff to do so I'm pretty much gonna be busy for the next 2 months."
"I've never done any drugs before."
etc.
sandy Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:06 pm
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nonono
dudette Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:09 pm
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"oh not really doing anything, just watching TV and all..."
"my mom is on the other line right now, can I call you back?"
"of course i miss you!"
"of course you're not boring! what are you talking about?"
"nice hair cut!"
"these jeans REALLY accentuate your butt."
"*cough cough* I'm really sick right now... let me call you back *cough cough*"
"Last night? just went for a drink with some friends, I got home by mid-night."
"Sorry about missing your calls, I forgot that my phone was on silent for the past couple of days. I was wondering why didn't i get any calls..."
"you wrote that song? it's amazing! you're so talented!"
"you're such a great singer."
"no, I only like him as a friend."
"he's just a friend."
"that was fun! we should do it again sometimes!"
chymy Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:10 pm
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size doesn't matter
another gal Posted : 22 May 2003 - 1:26 pm
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25
"you are sooooo good at it"
"I came three times"
"I am not seeing anyone"
Lies believer Posted : 22 May 2003 - 2:36 pm
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"I did it with my only ex-bf for 1 time" (but they were together for 3 years, and I did it with her 5 days after we firstly met, how increditable)
"I am aged 21" but 24 indeed
"I wont rely on man, I would work for myself" ( but if i dont pay it, she dont reply me)
Lies believer Posted : 22 May 2003 - 2:40 pm
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"I did it with my only ex-bf for 1 time" (but they were together for 3 years, and I did it with her 5 days after we firstly met, how increditable)
"I am aged 21" but 24 indeed
"I wont rely on man, I would work for myself" ( but if i dont pay it, she dont reply me)
"I am very busy" ( but I see her going out with others lol)
"I dont want to date" (but you can see she want to date other guys lol)
"I am cool sexually, but in fact, very hot"
"I dont want to see you anymore"
"Let's break up"
"I went to shopping with my friends" but in fact go somewhere I do know with other guy"
helen Posted : 23 May 2003 - 1:49 am
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23
"I love sports, and I guess that's the reason" (to explain for the lose of my virginity)
"I dare not touch your pubic .............. , I've never touched any"
baldy Posted : 23 May 2003 - 2:35 am
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"I think personality is more important than looks"
Saku Posted : 23 May 2003 - 9:05 am
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Your is so big, I am virgin.
Guzzler Posted : 23 May 2003 - 9:13 am
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"Honest, I think your beer gut is adorable"
angelqueen Posted : 23 May 2003 - 9:22 am
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'honey, i came,feel so good now'<--he came within 2 mins
'i am at work now, get back to u later, miss u'<--he's damn annoying, i am watching TV
'i will try to smoke less from now on, for u, only u'<--dream on, i will never quit it for anyone
'hey, u look cute today'<--well, u look sucks in general, but a bit better today, should be i am in a nice mood
'no, honey, i dun want u to waste ur money in this'<--damn, this handbag is really nice...
'i miss u so much'<--actually i am chatting with so many guy, but, well, hv to say something when there r dead air.
mary Posted : 23 May 2003 - 10:20 am
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"I have a decent job"
jennifer Posted : 23 May 2003 - 10:21 am
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"I know you can afford this, but what's the big deal!"
another gal Posted : 23 May 2003 - 1:57 pm
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"that's good ***" <<< will be good if you have a bigger dick / can last longer / give me more foreplay
"I don't expect you to pay for everything" <<< do you expect ME to pay?
"yeah, I understand that you are busy, it's ok if you can keep me company" <<< but forgive me for dating other guys when you are working
"I am not wearing any make up at all" <<< you think I wake up looking like this everyday?
"you are soooo knowledgable!!!" <<< do you have any idea how childish and shallow you are? I really believe you have IQ below 80
"I love you" <<< I just want somebody on call 24-7, anybody will do
"money is not a matter" <<< and you think you can make enough to support me? you have any idea how much I spend each month??? well, dream on.
"height is not a matter" <<< but I love wearing my high heels and hate it when you are half a head short than me when I am on high heels
Anna Posted : 23 May 2003 - 7:50 pm
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"Its always personality that counts, I dont judge people by their appearence, it's just too shallow" <-- sadly, i'm that shallow.
"You totally turn me on, you look very sexy really. but i dont have casual *** these days anymore, i want to be a good girl now." <-- errr..could you get any uglier?
"PMS, i'm not going out today" <-- i just want to cancel your date for no reason.
"You dont have to be rich to be happy" <-- sigh, being poor is really pathetic.
"I dont think i'm pretty! no way!!'' <--well hell yes i'm pretty, so you actually have some sense of taste huh?
and Posted : 23 May 2003 - 7:53 pm
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"I love Shakespare!! who doesnt??" <-- well it's very difficult to read, i'll just go back to my girlie books..
Smart Posted : 23 May 2003 - 8:49 pm
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" you are very smart" you re stupid and know nothing
" your driving is skillful" this is excuse for you to drive in and out
"I like what u bought for me " so cheap stuff
"No need to be handsome, just treat me nice" can show off with handsome guy
"I am not materialism"
"I have no boy friend"
Well Posted : 23 May 2003 - 10:12 pm
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Smart>> "your english is excellent.''
lol Posted : 23 May 2003 - 11:04 pm
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Well>
"It is not funny" (...................hehehehehe :-D )
metatus Posted : 24 May 2003 - 6:37 am
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Funny, post it on Into the Night on
http://www.metatus.com . I don't steal posts from other sites.
Smart Posted : 24 May 2003 - 12:03 pm
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Well>
Thanks for your real life illustration
Lor>
well = lol
Mediocre Posted : 24 May 2003 - 1:22 pm
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"You're really intelligent, Smart"
ob Posted : 24 May 2003 - 1:29 pm
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"You are such a genius!"
"Come on baby, I need it now...." (b4 ***)
"I'm kind of hurt down there, maybe it's because you are too big." (after ***)
: ) Posted : 24 May 2003 - 1:36 pm
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"I am really not interested in continental cars"
"I don't usually have Chateau La Tour with my meals"
"A VIP box seat at the Royal HK Jockey Club? Me? Don't be ridiculous, darling!"
"Diamonds are passe"
"LV doesn't really go down well with me"
"I don't feel like going to Florence this summer. How about Foshan?"
april20001 Posted : 24 May 2003 - 1:47 pm
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I will love your forever !
sigma Posted : 24 May 2003 - 10:02 pm
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'I DO'
prettyaugust. Posted : 25 May 2003 - 6:27 pm
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*I bought that at bargain counter*
ms_innocent Posted : 25 May 2003 - 9:38 pm
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'i'm commitment-phobic'
29 Posted : 25 May 2003 - 10:37 pm
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"I love you even you have no money, no job and no appartment."
let_go Posted : 26 May 2003 - 12:50 am
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"You know I won't mind you (blablabla)....."
"Don't buy me flowers, they are expensive"
"I trust you, always..."
bombombaba Posted : 26 May 2003 - 1:30 am
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"I love u so much. I can't live without u."
"U are the best!!!"
"I'll wait for u till the end of the world."
"i'll still love u though u have another gal at the same time."
dudette Posted : 26 May 2003 - 5:18 am
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"aaww... that's so cute!" <--- girls, this phrase is VERY useful in MANY situations.
"I think that's sweet!" <--- again, useful in a whole bunch of different content. especially when you aren't sure how to respond to his speech or act.
"You're sooooo funny! *laugh*"
"I don't think I should drink anymore, I'm pretty buzzed already..." <--- usually when I say this, I either mean, "this bad liquor is giving me a headache," or, "I want you to take advantage of me NOW."
"yeah, I have a boyfriend." <--- you're ugly/boring/annoying now GET LOST!
"I'm tired." <--- no you're not coming up to my place cos you're ugly/boring/annoying so GET LOST!
"no, it's ok! this happens all the time to everybody!" <--- no it doesn't.
"you have interesting friends." <--- where the HELL did you meet these people???
"I'm practising celibacy." <--- you're NEVER getting ANY from me.
"nah, he's not that hot, not my type at all." <--- OMG look at that body!!! you wanna join the gym tomorrow?
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