cloud_zhou - 2008/11/27 12:48:00
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. 环境隐蔽的亚裔按摩房
ABC = american born chinese 美国出生的中国人
ABJ = american born japanese美国出生的日本人
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. 皮条客
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor亚裔按摩
analingus = licking anus舔肛门
Asian = analingus舔肛门
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting女上位
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup成人性服务
ATF = all time favorite欢迎各年龄层次
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. 玩具,JJ,手指,从屁眼到嘴巴
attempts = trying to orgasm试图高潮
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period大姨妈
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised骗局
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian娇小年轻貌美亚洲妹
balloons = breast implants假胸部
BB = bareback = without condom不带避孕套
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio口交
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay不带套口交
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)不带套口交内射
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth不带套口交内射
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit不带套口交内射全吞
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow不带套口交内射直接咽下去
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial不带套口交颜射
BBFS = bare back sex不带套性交
BBK = big beautiful knockers胖子
BBW = big beautiful woman肥妞
BCD = behind closed doors室内
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.奴役角色扮演类
BF = boy friend男朋友
BFE = boy friend experience男朋友经验
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS不带套口交内射直接咽下去
BLS = ball licking and sucking舔睾丸
Blue Jay = blow job口交
blue pill = Viagra伟哥
BSB = bus stop babe美女
butter face = everything looks good, but her face什么都好,就是长相差了点
BTW = by the way顺便说一下
cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs抢了钱就跑
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom戴套口交
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less全套200一下
CD = cross dresser异装癖
CDS = covered doggy style戴套狗趴式
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom戴套全套
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you女上位
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club旧金山一家极著名的脱衣舞酒吧
CIM = cum in mouth射在嘴里
CL = craigslist.org免费广告网站
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde天生金发
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.专业按摩师
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you女上位,脸正对
cover = condom套子
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers开车转一圈,找鸡
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms射出来,高潮
DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus指交肛门
DATO = dining at the o = analingus舔肛门
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus舔阴蒂
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus指交,阴户和肛门同时
DS = doggy style狗爬式
DSL = dick sucking lips
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIA = finger in ass
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIR = finger in rear
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE with condom
kitty = vagina
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB = myredbook.com
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE.
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV= Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different thanreported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
twocall system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up thetime and get the general directions on where to park. Your second callis made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
cloud_zhou - 2008/11/27 12:49:00
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Supersized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
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