冰封 - 2004/2/25 23:42:00
Part II
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up Lyrics
May I have your attention please? (x2)
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat: will the real Slim Shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like ya never heard a white person before,
his rhymes are a bore
punk kid tryin ta be hard core, (Yo, whats up?)
But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
making a snore, whining in the microphone (baby cries)
Its the return of the...oh wait, no wait, you're a fool. You didn't pay money for the CD did you?
And Dr Dre did... (Dre laughs)
Everything, you idiot,
without Dre's beep ass your as good as dead!
The world's had enough of Eminem
Jiggy jiggy
even his girlfriend's cheating on him.
Look at him, walkin around, livin off Dre,
Acting so cool, he's really kinda weak though
Little twit blast him on new CD?
Whyyy? 'cos I turned him down for a date, hehe!
As for the question of who came first?
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim but this is gunna hurt,
they both came closer than you ever will, jerk
Your song is on my nerves (x2)
You're kinda lucky cos you got more faith than you deserve
That is the message I deliver to little kids
Your gonna become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they gonna like, of course they do!
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons
You aint nothing but a product
Packaged to be bought-a
You know a year from now, you won't be thought of
So your right about dead and animals and cannibals
And one day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals (dog woof)
And there's a million women dressed like me
Who think like me
and all can see
that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!
Your Slim Shady,
yes your the real Shady
you sound like Peter Brady
you get quite irritating
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
(x2)
Christina:
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[ Last edited by 冰封 on 2004-2-25 at 11:44 PM ]